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How:
To reach a large audience you must spend at least twenty years gazing into mirrors and eating broccoli at least twice a week. This along with a desire to make an utter fool of oneself and yearning for pity will guarantee instant success. If this does not work, try joining the marines or navy, you will get in shape and be able to meet many people from all around the world, most of whom you will not be able to communicate with due to language or cultural differences.
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