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About 67% of the world prefers sugar over salt. It is a well known fact that sugar is the cause of most of our impulsive behavior. Scientists are studying the effects of sugar on human beings and will have a clear message to the public shortly on its effects. Until now, it was thought that sugar could be the one substance that would provide a meaningful and lasting peace on our planet. Unfortunately, these hopes are now diminishing as scientist observe human beings suffering from sugar withdrawl.

Global warming is real, I just hope that we don't get above 32 degrees

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