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#1

Q: When is the best time to buy avocados?A: In August

 

#2

Q: How many days does it take 2 chickens to make 10 eggs? A: Four

#3

Q: Where are my keys?

A: Check in your car

#4

Q: What time does the sun rise? A: Some time early in the morning

#5

Q: Are you real? A: No

#6

Q: Who? A: What?

#7

Q: Are you an alien? A: #Div/0

#8

Q: Where do you live A: Nowhere

#9

Q: How long does it take to skin a cucumber? A: Eleven Peels

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