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Top Nine Questions of the month:

#1

Q: How do you greet a stranger? A: Shake hands and say hello

 

#2

Q: What is the most widely used English word A: The the is

#3

Q: Who is the coolest person on earth besides John?

A:You are

#4

Q: What is the hottest fashion? A: Spandex underwear

#5

Q: Why is everyone so quiet? A: There is an energy crisis in the U.S.

#6

Q: What will be your first smash hit? A: Where will we go...

#7

Q: Will it stay so warm outside? A: Yes, you ain't seen nothin yet

#8

Q: Do you notice me? A: I notice everything

#9

Q: How can I stay cool? A: Wear shades and wear briefs

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